Discount by Casey Gray

Author:Casey Gray [GRAY, CASEY]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: FIC000000; FIC019000
ISBN: 9781468311884
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2015-04-07T00:00:00+00:00

10:45 A.M.

Glen is in the cramped Loss Prevention Office writing dialogue for two women standing behind parallel shopping carts on monitor seven.

Hot today.

You said it.

How bout that PTA meeting?

Who does Becky Smitherson think she is?

I heard her husband is fooling around with the cheerleading coach.

That’s terrible.

Eggs are up sixty-six cents.

Can you believe the price of everything?

Glen is holding the point of a pen to a blank page. Everything is coming out shit. God, I have no idea what women talk about.

Ron enters the Loss Prevention Office and sticks a wet pinky finger in Glen’s right ear.

“What the fuck!”

“Don’t be like that, baby,” Ron says. “Anything good on TV?”

“The usual: bunch of motherfuckers wandering around the Superstore.”

“I need to see the files on anybody named Limón.”

“Why?”

“Come on, lover. I’ll let you pee on me.”

“Well, that’s tempting.”

“I just want to see them.”

“I grew up in Chiva Town. Trust me. You don’t want to fuck with the Limóns.”

“Why?”

“There are some bad motherfuckers in that family. Let’s just say some of their rap sheets are thick and disturbing.”

“I got your thick and disturbing.”

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“Thanks sugar tits.”

“You’re welcome candy-corn cock,” says Glen, and thinks about how he really would, if given the chance, love to piss on Ron’s face.

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